The Local Lion · Weekly contest
Finish the Headline
Every week we write half a headline about St. Johns County. You write the other half. The Lion’s favorite runs in the next issue of The Roar Report with your name on it.
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Last week’s winner
SJC School District Introduces New Course Teaching Students How To ________
“calculate the fluid dynamics and atmospheric pressure required to bypass the structural vacuum when shotgunning a beer.”
— Nicole
Hall of headlines
Aug 7, 2026
Local Man Arrested After __________
“he mispronounces "Mickler Beach". His defense of saying words the way they're spelled will likely not hold up in a court of his peers, says one anonymous native while drinking his "expresso".” — Liz
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